Complete a level by choosing the hard-path (right side of screen).
Complete Chilled Campaign.
Complete any level and score over 10,000,000 points.
Beat any level and get over a million points from a single enemy.
Complete any level with thirty ships.
Complete Normal Campaign.
Beat any level while killing 5 offspring from a single, pink jelly transport ship.
Complete any level and score over 1,000,000 points.
Beat a non-Tilt level without losing a ship.
Complete level 1.
Kill a boss with the best ship spread.
Complete Serious Campaign.
Complete one game loop in Score Tilt.
50 kills in a single level using the shield.
Eat 2 pies on a single playthrough.
Beat level 4 with the Ovoid.
Complete the entire campaign without losing a ship.
Find a 1UP pie and complete the level.
Complete at least 1 level of Score Tilt.
Complete any level and score over 30,000,000 points.
